You know that feeling when the world makes absolutely no sense, but you just roll with it anyway? Yeah, same here. I am going to make sense of the nonsense—except we’re not really trying that hard to make sense of anything.
Here, we poke fun at the everyday weirdness we all live with. This includes the grocery store “express lane” that’s anything but express. We also joke about the endless conspiracy theories your uncle shares on Facebook. If you’ve ever looked around and thought, “Is this real life, or are we all in a poorly written sitcom?”—you’re in the right place.
This is Think Twisted : where humor meets reality, and neither comes out looking normal.
If I were Trump
If I were Trump, I would jump,
Into Musky glory, a golden lump.
I’d boast and tweet, both night and day,
While facts and truths would fade away.
In the shade of Vance, I’d take my stance,
Spin the world with a clumsy dance.
Walls so tall, promises grand—
Reality slipping through my hand.
I’d sell my name on stars and skies,
Rewrite the past with brazen lies.
“Fake news!” I’d cry, when caught in schemes,
And rule the world with gaudy dreams.
And when the world tires of my act,
I’d storm the stage with a counterattack.
“Witch hunt!” I’d cry, “Unfair, unfair!”
As I comb my hair with a billionaire’s flair.
VividScope 